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Will Truman (trumwill) is a southern transplant in the mountain east with an IT background who bides his time taking care of their daughter while his wife brings home the bacon. You will probably be relieved to know that he does not generally refer to himself in the third-person except when he's writing short bios on his web page.

3 Responses to I Love Capitalism

  1. Marchmaine says:

    They almost had me until the put the conditional in their close:

    “If your poo stinks…”

    If? well, not mine so no deal.

    {But I decided to get a bottle anyway, since some of my friends? well theirs stinks extra.}

  2. fillyjonk says:

    I’m old enough to remember when they advertised maxi-pads (or maybe it was Summer’s Eve? I just remember women running through fields of daisies) on tv and never named or showed what they were for.

    I find the ads horrendously cringey. The only upside I can see? The term “devil’s donuts” has put me off the PASTRY kind of donut forever.

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