La-Z-Boy Recliner for Sale ($75)
Pros: La-Z-Boy, possibly a detachable top, matches current LZB.
Cons: It’s in Enterprise City
Verdict: I don’t wanna commute no more, but I don’t know that I don’t wanna that badly.

Silver Recliner for Sale ($35)
Pros: Decent looking, functional, nearby, cheap
Cons: Everything else.
Verdict: Nearby? Worth considering.

Gray Recliner for Sale ($75)
Pros: Looks so comfortable I could sink into that thing
Cons: Somewhere north of Zaulem
Verdict: How important is comfort, anyway?

Brown Recliner for Sale ($40)
Pros: Looks almost exactly like the recliner I left in Estacado when it fell apart
Cons: Looks almost exactly like the recliner I left in Estacado because it fell apart
Verdict: Man, I loved that recliner. And I’m thinner now.

Sofa for Sale ($150)
Pros: In Soundview! Looks decently comfortable. Long.
Cons: Long. What would I have to rent to get that here?
Verdict: Will have to confer with wife on level of need for a sofa

Couch for Sale ($100)
Pros: Looks waaaaay comfortable. Like a dream.
Cons: OH MY GAWD THAT PINK IS SO LOUD IT HURTS MY EARS.
Verdict: What? I can’t hear you. My ears hurt. Is that phone ringing?