I got an email from my domain handlers, which has informed me:

One of our associates has attempted to contact you with exciting new offers by {domain handler} to help your website reach its potential, but the phone number you gave us has been disconnected. We at {domain handler} are constantly adding to the services that offer existing and new customers, so please update your account information so that we can share them with you!

Wouldn’t it be more accurate if they had said:

You may have wondered why we have stopped bugging you with calls to pressure you into getting new bells and whistles, but it’s hard to contact to you if you don’t give us your current information. We at {domain handler} are disappointed that you have made our telemarketing job more difficult.