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{Ed note: The numbers are off in the tweets. She repeated nine and then skipped twelve.}

Ok wait seriously here's a list of some of what's alleged to have happe11ned with the Oakland police department: 1) a cop kills his wife

— Saque de Banda (@aurabogado) June 18, 2016

2) fellow officers help him cover up the crime, and the dead cop's wife death is ruled a suicide

— Saque de Banda (@aurabogado) June 18, 2016

3) that same cop, who people now believe killed his wife, commits actual suicide

— Saque de Banda (@aurabogado) June 18, 2016

4) the cop leaves behind a suicide note that reveals that him, and some of his fellow officers, had been raping a child trafficking victim

— Saque de Banda (@aurabogado) June 18, 2016

5) apparently, an investigation begins to reveal that several officers have, in fact, commuted child rape

— Saque de Banda (@aurabogado) June 18, 2016

6) after the child trafficking victim turns 18, more cops start paying her for sex; some of this happened in the Oakland PD parking lot

— Saque de Banda (@aurabogado) June 18, 2016

7) as the investigation continues, it's alleged that the Oakland PD chief's wife knew about the child trafficking victim rape all along

— Saque de Banda (@aurabogado) June 18, 2016

8) for this, and possibly additional reasons, Oakland PD chief steps down: whether he knew what his wife knew or not, he's unfit to lead

— Saque de Banda (@aurabogado) June 18, 2016

9) the Oakland PD chief's wife publicly tweets that "it's bullshit" right after her husband is fired

— Saque de Banda (@aurabogado) June 18, 2016

9) Oakland's mayor says the chief stepped down for "personal reasons." Girl I GUESS if you call knowledge of child rape a personal thing

— Saque de Banda (@aurabogado) June 18, 2016

10) muck racking reporters break the lid off the story and Oakland's mayor doubles down, basically saying they're lying

— Saque de Banda (@aurabogado) June 18, 2016

11) new chief is sworn in but may or may not be connected to child rape case. For whatever reason, he also steps down after a few days

— Saque de Banda (@aurabogado) June 18, 2016

13) a new NEW Oakland PD chief is sworn in and the mayor says he's great and stuff but apparently not because he steps down after two days

— Saque de Banda (@aurabogado) June 18, 2016

14) meanwhile a new scandal, this time surrounding blatantly racist, kkk and n-word having texts from Oakland PD, has emerged

— Saque de Banda (@aurabogado) June 18, 2016

15) Oakland's mayor is somehow still at her job, decides that there just won't BE a police chief because that's how rotten the department is

— Saque de Banda (@aurabogado) June 18, 2016

16) one murder, a cover-up, a suicide, child rape, racist texts, 3 police chiefs in one week; mayor asks the public to trust the process

— Saque de Banda (@aurabogado) June 18, 2016

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