trumwill: You know what thought that has been most frequently going through my mind the last couple days?
guiralan: Why would I know what thought that has been most frequently going through your mind the last couple days?
trumwill: I don’t know.
guiralan: Okay, then.
trumwill: …
guiralan: So tell me, Will, what is the thought that has been most frequently going through your mind the last couple days?
trumwill: The thought would be this: It only makes sense if you think it in a southern accent.
guiralan: That’s a lame thought.
trumwill: No, that’s not the thought.
guiralan: You said that was the thought. You used a colon and everything.
trumwill: Okay, let me try that again. The thought that has been most frequently going through my mind (which ought to be read in a southern accent for full affect) is: gawd damn chiggers.
guiralan: That is a very humorous thought. Especially when read in a southern accent as you suggested. It’s almost like you were saying something else. Like a confused racist or one that can’t annunciate the “n” sound. Bravo.
trumwill: It’s funnier when it doesn’t take five exchanges for me to get there.

Just in case you don’t know what a chigger bite looks like, or you have a strange ankle fetish, you can look below the fold:
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This does not include the biggest bite, which was on the back of my foot.