Category Archives: Espresso
Why Do So Many Men Whisper ‘Hey’ After Fucking You?
In search of the answer, I went to my one and only source for straight men—the staff of Deadspin, a sports blog that I’ve only read once. Unfortunately, I forgot that no one at that site has ever had sex before, so none of them knew what I was talking about.
Haha, this is funny because she’s insulting the sexuality of men that she doesn’t like.
Haha.
Skipping a pound of sodium on a lake. pic.twitter.com/99gmY9rdeV
— Chemical Reactions (@VideosOfScience) August 5, 2016
Updated to add:
Water on a magnesium fire pic.twitter.com/KNqw6ExVDb
— Physics & Chemistry (@VideosOfScience) August 5, 2016
Electricity roared but you looked so bored on the line
Nobody knows how it felt to see that candy bar melt in your mind
Calling all cars, one less dog behind bars, one less man in pain
It hurts to see you go but darling don’t you know we’re so glad you came
And you’ll stay gone a long, long time
Day by day you’ll fly across our minds
Only a fool would want to stick around
When you’re heaven bound
For this week’s Weekend Matinee, we’re rocketing off to the planet Venus in The First Spaceship on Venus!
Is it me, or does this guy look kind of like the geeky brother from Numb3rs?
Science and Walmart have come through with a superior ice cream sandwich that doesn’t melt!